Wednesday, August 23, 2006

A Summer Vacation Story
By Goulash


Once upon a time, a young(ish) man was working in a strange, small, ancient, foreign country sticking out from a grand and ancient empire. His job was nice and simple and he got many benefits from working there. The latest benefit was a holiday which stretched over the long summer month of August.

At the start of his holiday, he was excited about the prospect of jumping in his car, called “Black Betty”, and exploring all of this small country he found himself living in.

He visited many temples with unusual buildings and statues.








The people here were even more strange, as they walked around in their long robes and sang unusual, haunting songs.




He went around the countryside looking at mountains and lakes. Coaxing Black Betty along rugged tracks and up steep hills.


Black Betty rejoiced in being off those boring flat highways and went ever more into the challenging terrain. Never complaining or giving up on the difficult tasks put in front of her.


But Black Betty was a very thirsty car and had to stop often for a drink. After many drinks, the young man decided it cost to much money to drive all around the country, so he stopped at a beach for a rest.

He camped at this beach for a week.


With sand stretching away to the East,


and sand stretching away to the West,


he decided it was a very beautiful beach.

During his time at this beautiful beach, he saw many weird and wonderful things.

The first night, as the large moon was rising over the sea,


he saw many fish leaping out of the water and playing with the sparkling ripples on the surface. A beautiful sight.

During the day, he saw the funny people from this funny country play and frolic by the edge of the sea. The young man was amazed at how scared these people were of going out into the water.



In his home country, everyone loves playing in the big, pounding waves and has a lot of fun swimming out into the deep blue ocean. But here, the people are not allowed to go out very far, and when they do, they get very scared. Especially when the water is deeper than their heads. The young many realised, that although these people had lived all their lives on a peninsular surrounded by water, they were not very good swimmers.

Later he watched the local people drive down to the beach on funny looking vehicles.


These people got out and started collecting sea shells.


For hours, the young man watched these people wade out into the water and drag nets along the bottom of the sea to collect these shells.


Whole families helped. There were old grandmothers,


young ladies,


and even the little children helped.


And by the end of the day, there were thousands, millions maybe even billions of shells in big, brown tubs that the people then dragged home. What a feast they must have had, the young man imagined. Nothing like his simple dinners at night.


Each evening the young man watched the sun sink in the Western sky,


throwing up a dazzling display of colours,


as if to wave a happy farewell to the earth,


and promise that it will be back with a similar display in the morning.

However, on the last evening the young man stayed, there was no sunset. Just a mist that rolled in from the sea and enshrouded the land, giving it a mysterious atmosphere.


One could imagine sailing ships looming out of that mist at any time, come to try to conquer this land that has been taken so many times in the past, and yet somehow, holds on to its ways.

After such a long time at the beach, the young man decided to visit some friends in a city. Here he met with friends of old and enjoyed many beverages of an alcoholic nature. It was great to catch up with his friends, but like Black Betty's drinks, the young man's days of drinking were expensive and after a couple of late nights, he decided it was time for him and Black Betty to return home to the comfort of his own nice little apartment. Here he stayed until he had to go back to that nice, simple job with lots of benifits.

The End.

Sunday, August 06, 2006

More on Buddha...

Continuing on my Buddhist theme... Do Buddhists believe in hell?

I always considered Buddhism as a fairly happy kind of religion where if you did something wrong in this life, you would simply be put lower down on the ladder in the next life and would have to work hard to make up for it. I never thought you would get sent to a place like this....


Dinner?


Taking prisoners?


Ouch!

I found these rather gruesome pictures on the side of a temple near Naju. So I asked one of my friends about this and there is some good news for my Buddhist friends... It is a type of hell, but not in the Christian view that you will be sent there for all eternity. That's right folks... the happy Buddha will let you out to try again.

I knew a fella that looks like this

can't be bad.

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

The Monk Dude with the Bulging Eyes.


The Dude.

So I finally know who he is!!!!

I asked my Korean friends if they knew who this guy was. My friend EJ got back to me first and told me his name is Dharma and that he is accredited with being the first patriach of Zen Buddhism.

With this little bit of info, I went to the sacred texts of all knowledge, the bible of wisdom, the place of truths otherwise unattainable...
Google.

Here's what I found out...

Bodhidharma: (Sanskrit: बोधिधर्म; Traditional Chinese: 菩提達摩; Japanese: 達磨, Daruma; Vietnamese: Bo-đe-đat-ma).

He's also known as also known as the Tripitaka Dharma Master. (See my previous post "From Wooden Blocks to Big Buddhas" to find out about Tripitaka Koreana)
(Thanks Wikipedia)

This guy was originally called Bodhitara. He was born on Oct. 5th. (Chinese Lunar Calendar) around 440 in Kanchi, in the Southern Indian kingdom of Pallava, and was the third son of an Indian King; the royal family belonged to the Bhramin caste. (Aren't you glad I did my homework?... Bare with me.)

Now like Siddhartha Gautama (Buddha), who was a rich kid, Bodhitara gave up his caste and family and became a Buddhist monk, called Bodhidharma, training under an old fella called Prajnatara. These two had a master / student relationship that went to extremes. They were masters of "Mind Transmission". That is, they could speak directly to each others minds.


"Don't lie to me boy... I can
see into your mind!"


Cool hey? But wait... there's more.

As with all good stories, the student became greater than the master, and the master bade him transmit Dharma to China. (That is, teach the Chinese about "Dharma", or what I call the "Why me?" path of life).
Upon arrival in China, Bodhidharma got in good with a local military official named Shao Yang. This fella takes him off to meet the Emperor of China, who at that time was Emperor Wu Di of the Liang dynasty. Unfortunately they didn't get along so well, so Bodhidharma heads off to the Shao Lin Ssu Temple in Ho Nan Province.


"Hmph! Never liked Emperors
much anyway!"


It was, 40 years after this temple had been founded, and it had become famous for scholarly translations of Indian Buddhist scripture into Chinese. Bodhidharma sought entrance to Shao Lin but the abbot of the day, Fang Chang would not let him into the temple ( many sought entrance for various reasons ).
Bodhi Dharma was determined to enter and see the Shao Lin Ssu. So he did as all good Buddhists do... He went and hid in a nearby cave on the side of a mountain ( this cave can be visited when in Henan/Shao Lin as well as climbing to the top where a 40 foot Buddha is erected in honor of Bodhidharma [later called Ta Mo in China]) where (it is said) he sat in meditation facing a stonewall.

Now get this... He impresses them by meditating in front of a wall for 9 years!

Apparently by the end of 9 years, his deep blue piercing eyes had apparently drilled a gaping hole in the cliff wall. [can't see it today, although a permanent shadow is on the wall.]

That must have been one interesting wall! I wonder if anyone checked his pulse in all that time?

Anyhoo... He must have built up some excess energy in all that time sitting at the wall, cause once he is let in, he then teaches the Shao Lin about a little thing they have since perfected: You guessed it... He created Shao Lin Kung Fu!


"Watch it buddy, I got a stick and I know how to use it!"

Upon gaining entrance to Shao Lin, Ta Mo ( as he was now called by the Chinese ) saw that the monks were weak and unable to perform the rigorous meditations he expected that Buddhist Monks should be practicing. Whilst meditating they often fell asleep or were very restless and were not achieving inner calm or peace ( a state required to reach Enlightenment).

He spent some time in seclusion pondering the problem. Considering the time and health awareness of the period, Ta Mo came to a staggeringly accurate conclusion, that the monks were not fit to meditate. With this in mind he started working on a solution; he created three treaties of exercises.

These in-place exercises were later transcribed by monks as;
1. "The Muscle Change Classic" or "The Change of the Sinews,"
2. "The Marrow Washing"
3. "The Eighteen Hand Movements later named The Eighteen Lohan Shou (Lohan meaning enlightened and Shou meaning Hands/Exercises)


This marked the beginning of Shaolin Temple Kung Fu ( meaning hard work and perfection ).
Ta Mo later devised some defense movements based on his knowledge of Indian fighting systems ( Having been born an Indian Prince, he was well versed in Yoga and Indian Kung Fu ).


"Hey, don't make me come up there
and Kung Fu your butt!"


I love this dude.

He is also credited with bringing tea to China. Obviously a well cultured guy.

Now for the freeky part. He is said to have cut off his eyelids to stay awake during meditation, and so is usually depicted with bulging eyes.
This guy may know something I don't, as he is an enlightened one, but I found a couple of toothpicks usually did the trick for me at Uni. Maybe they hadn't invented toothpicks back then?
So this is the man who bought 禪 Ch'an, 선 Sŏn, ध्यान Dhyāna, 禅 Thien, or as it is most widely know, ぜん Zen Buddhism to the world and such gems in teaching as:

"To attain enlightenment you have to see your nature. Unless you see your nature all this talk about cause and effect is nonsense. Buddhas don't practice nonsense. "

"If there's a fragrance without a tree it's a different fragrance. If there's a Buddha without your mind, it's a different Buddha. "

And my personal favourite...

"The sutras of the Buddha contain countless metaphors. Because mortals have shallow minds and don't understand anything deep, the Buddha used the tangible to represent the sublime."

In my shallow-minded opinion, I think this bulging-eyed, Kung Fu creating, tea drinking monk has become my new favourite historical character. And at the moment, he even looks a bit like me.




Bodhidharma Original

Bodhidharma Stu


:)
The Wando Chick and The Emperor of the Sea.

So I went to Wando this weekend to see the Wando Chick (Nicola) and have relaxing times at the beach.

I think Wando has become my "get away from it all" place. Nicola, the ever gracious hostess, places no demands on me and I can just kick back and relax while I'm there.

This time round, we headed off to the beach on Sinjido and spent an afternoon playing in the water on inflatable tubes and kicking back on the sand watching the multitudes of Koreans playing in the water.

I still find it amazing how scared of the water the Koreans are. If they go into any water deeper than their head, they are liable to panic, even when they know how to swim. I think one local life guard got a shock when he went to investigate some strange foreign girl (not naming any names) who swam right out to the "swimming boundary" on her inflatable tube and opened an umbrella to catch the wind and sail back to shore.

The next day Nicola, another friend Amy, and myself jumped in Black Betty and drove around the island. First stop was a small bunker and pill box that has been left abandoned and is being taken over by the vegetation.


The barracks.


Through the window.


Nicola and Amy @ the pillbox.


I would love to get my hands on something like this one day and do it up. It would make a wonderful holiday house.

Nicola decided she wanted to send some pics home to here mum, so we did an impromptu photo shoot....


Nicola strikes a pose.


Nicola the thoughtful.


Nicola the demure.


Nicola and Amy.
Ya gotta love girls in skirts
on windy days :)


After the photo shoot, we went on to a beautiful little grove of trees that lead out onto Jungdo-Ri. A beach that sings.


On Jungdo-Ri.
A nice rock beach where you can hear the
music of the waves playing with the rocks.


It's actually a beach with nice round rocks that the waves move about making a beautiful sound. Musicians come down and play traditional Korean music to the sound of these rocks, but there weren't any there when we went. Still, it's a beautiful little beach.

Then it was on to the shooting location of one of Korea's previously most famous dramas, "Emperor of the Sea".


'Emperor of the Sea' village set.


This is a 50-episode drama based on the Choi In-ho's novel of the same title. The drama depicts the life of Jang Bo-go (?~846), who dominated the sea of the East Asia and international trade during the Unified Shilla Dynasty (676~935).

Apparently the story goes something like this...

Jang Bo-go is captured by the Chinese and made a servant, in a Korean part of a Chinese city, to a family who turns out to be fairly caring. The daughter somehow frees him and he feels indebted to her, so he marries her. Of course, this is a Korean drama, so it can't be that easy... There is another girl that loves him, and he finds he loves her, so we have the traditional unrequited love thing happening.


Actress Lee Yeon-hee, plays Jeong-hwa,
the "love that could not be" in Emperor of the Sea.


These two women never actually existed, but you have to spice up the story somehow.


Characters from 'Emperor of the Sea' on set.

Janb Bo-go heads back to Korea, where he is recognized as a military mastermind and is put in charge of the defense of the coast from the marauding Chinese. He builds a village on Wando island where many of his ships are built and a military / trade base on Chenghaejin (small island you can reach by foot at low tide).


Traditional hut in the village set.


Traditional costumes worn during
the filming of 'Emperor of the Sea'.
Thanks to the two unknown Korean
girls acting as models for me. :)


Eventually he becomes the "Emperor of the Sea" controlling the waterways of China and Japan and freeing Korea from sea invasion.

I haven't actually seen this drama, so my interpretation of it may bit a little different to the actual story... but I think it works.

Unfortunately the set is looking a little worse for wear now, with some of the ships actually falling apart and sinking in the harbor.


The ships a' sinkin' Captain!

After our visit to this drama set, we got a bit adventurous and started to check out small roads that lead off into the mountains. This culminated in me actually haveing to test out Black Betty's 4-wheel-drive capabilities to the extreme. Low range with only 2 wheels on the ground, bouncing over boulders and gullies... she did it all. I found the only thing she doesn't like is wet grass. Might have to invest in tires with a little more grip before I go off road again.

So that was my weekend on Wando.
Always an adventure.
Thanks for the great times Nicola.