Arrrh Me Harties, it be a wonderful day ta' be sailin the seven seas!
Ships Log
10th September of the year 2006
Capt'n Cutty Cutter
(Cruelest cur of the coasts and crests of the seven seas!)
"Tis be da voyage of yer life.
The hardie crew what be true pirates boarded the lovely little schooner "Koreana"
and, 'though vastly outnumbered, were able to wrest control of the ship from the sorry lookin land-lubbers, by simple force of loud and generally obnoxious behavior!
The lines were cast and we made a daring escape from da dangerous berth that be Yeosu Yacht Harbor.
Da call to hoist sails was made and with a few curses and harassin from Capt’n Firepants,
we soon set course to da remote isle known to the locals as "White Moss".
It was clear sailing all the way, and besides the late entry of two more buxom wenches to add to the host, der was not a problem to be had.
Anchor was dropped (kind of) and the crew let leave to make it ashore any way they wished.
O'course after a short half hour swim and none of the crew makin it half way to shore, da capt’n took pity and sent the longboat ta rescue the poor blighters.
Once all were safely ashore, ter was food to be had and land to be explored. Da day marched on and by mid afternoon, the crew were ready to be back on board. Sadly the treasure chest wasn't to be found. But not to worry, da fearless crew could not be daunted.
Off the prettiest little boat of the Korean seas set, bound again for the harbor. Entertainment abounded
with the buxom Capt'n Firepants dancing up a storm, and Cheatin' Dora Jones regalin us with tails of treasure and treason.
Arrrh t'was a good time had by all. Tanks to da hansom crew of Koreana."
